Legal Lingo Rap

Yo yo yo, listen up y’all, I got some legal lingo for you today

Got a room to rent or a gym contract to sign?

Need some legal counsel for your business, don’t let them take you for a ride

Got a case to write, need some guidance to help you out

Thinking of selling your bone marrow, make sure it’s on the up and up

Researching legal and criminological psychology, want to know what’s up

Law enforcement needs Faraday bags to keep their tech secure

What does due process of law mean, don’t be left in the dark

Got a business policy to understand, don’t let it go awry

Need to download a lease agreement form, make sure it’s airtight

So take this legal lingo, use it well, don’t let yourself be caught in legal hell

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed the show, now go out there and conquer, yo!